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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

By using my sense of humor against me! [He grins though, shifting enough to lean closer.] You suck.

[parodeity]

[ leaning closer is fine. dave can do that, too, even if he doesn't kiss john again. ] It ain't my fault your sense of humor is that close to mine, babe.

[windeity]

[No no kissing for your efforts yet, Strider. He's too amused though.] Isn't it?

[Nope. He's always had stupid as shit humor.] Maybe that's why we get along though? Just a thought.

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[ that's fine? dave just likes being close and john smiling like an idiot and laughing. this is an acceptable way to spend the next century. ]

Because we're both brilliant and have good taste in comedy?

[windeity]

Yeah. That is exactly it. [He's too content, it's disgusting.] ...I feel like you won by virtue of making up lyrics though.

[parodeity]

So does that mean I get to pick dinner and the movie? [ dave do you even have something to eat in mind. ]

[windeity]

I'm pretty sure those were the terms I agreed to, yeah. So what's on the menu, Mr. Strider? [Please tell him actual food.]

[parodeity]

Would you be really disappointed if I picked mac'n'cheese?

[windeity]

No, not really. But that depends, are we talking real mac'n'cheese or the microwave shit?

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...I mean, I was talking the microwave shit but if you want to show me how to make "real" mac'n'cheese I am down?

[ show him your ways, etc ]

[windeity]

You've only ever had the kind that comes out of a box, haven't you?

[parodeity]

Homemade mac'n'cheese ain't really a Strider family recipe. If you want a homemade apple pie I can hook you up?

[windeity]

Only if you made it. [He's not remotely serious but he does grab Dave's chin and squeezes it a little, shaking his head back and forth.] Mac'n'cheese really isn't that hard, it's just making sure the cheese sauce doesn't burn while your noodles boil. It can be made in like twenty minutes or less.

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D'you want me to? [ serious or no. he rolls his eyes as he lets john do whatever with his face but. ] I could.

[ before john is super anti baked goods maybe he should? shrug. ]

[windeity]

I'm kidding. I know you could, but a pie is not necessary. [Though yeah that's smart on Dave's part.] I went to get pie with Yukiko the other day anyway.

[parodeity]

Sounds like fun, but also just let me know if you ever want me to 'cause I kill at family recipes.

[ THE VERY FEW HE BOTHERED TO LEARN............... ]

[windeity]

...this is part of the spoiling me thing, isn't it?

[parodeity]

It's actually more part of the I want to spend time with my boyfriend and occasionally show off for him thing? [ tbh. ]

[windeity]

[...] You are really cute sometimes. [Just a thought.] We could always commandeer your mom's kitchen and do that? Mac'n'cheese and apple pie for dessert and come home for movie night.

[parodeity]

She won't mind, they like you. [ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the chances of john egbert not charming dave's parents are like...zil. ] And you can pick the movie.

[windeity]

Yeah, and I like them because they're responsible for you existing in this lifetime. Shocker. [Let him be aggressively flirty today.] I am pretty sure I was promised Space Jam though?

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Flattery will get you pretty much wherever. [ john's allowed to flirt that's fine. ] And yeah, as long as you're for sure down? Fur sure down. Furry flick.

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[An audible groan.] I take back everything I just said. [He pushes at Dave's face.]

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[ sorry about dave in general, john. but dave's just laughing again. at least he's happy?? ] Have I mentioned today I love you?? Because I do. No one else would agree to mash up Toxic and Spongebob for me.

[windeity]

Probably because no one else would know how to keep up with your particular brand of Dave-ness. [But he grins.] I love you, too. For reasons I sometimes do not know when you do things like this.