Saying dumb shit has nothin' to do with bein' older or younger, that is just straight up Strider genetics.
[ like.
bro didn't say stupid shit dave guesses but when did he ever talk to dave much? there was nothing awkward about that man because awkward would have been relatable. ]
Which I think is actually your fault since you're the source code of that shit, congrats, man.
[ is that how it works?
ectobiology...
dave pauses. ]
Wait. Or am I the source of the terrible with words thing because of my post-scratch interviews??? Shit. Do we share an equal fault here for the Strider Blurtscapades? Is p space responsible??? I have to know who to blame here, this shit deserves blaming on someone or something, it's nails on a chalkboard levels of awkward, always. The soundtrack to my life and interpersonal relations, and apparently yours? What a great genetic gift. Did you keep a receipt, maybe we can return it. Buy, like, some sort of dumb toy instead?
no subject
[ like.
bro didn't say stupid shit dave guesses but when did he ever talk to dave much? there was nothing awkward about that man because awkward would have been relatable. ]
Which I think is actually your fault since you're the source code of that shit, congrats, man.
[ is that how it works?
ectobiology...
dave pauses. ]
Wait. Or am I the source of the terrible with words thing because of my post-scratch interviews??? Shit. Do we share an equal fault here for the Strider Blurtscapades? Is p space responsible??? I have to know who to blame here, this shit deserves blaming on someone or something, it's nails on a chalkboard levels of awkward, always. The soundtrack to my life and interpersonal relations, and apparently yours? What a great genetic gift. Did you keep a receipt, maybe we can return it. Buy, like, some sort of dumb toy instead?