[Dirk has been thinking about this for a long time. That's probably not a surprise, but fairly early into his thoughts about how he should approach this, he realized that planning was completely pointless. Dave was going to go Dave on the project. He'd wing it, gloriously, and come up with whatever he feels the need to have.
This left Dirk a multitude of options, only two of which were possible. Simply embrace the improvisation, or develop an intricately plotted structure as a counterbalance to Dave's untamed artistry.]
Most canvases don't drop eggs. [Dirk has stopped his efforts to bend down and... those sure are shiny Mesmer eggs. Given the discussion of canvases, Dirk wonders about Mesmer eggs as a paint base at almost the same time as he wonders how they taste. Either way, he captchas them for later use.] Keep an eye out for Mesmers. Or don't. We don't want you hypnotised into fucking up your masterpiece.
Who am I kidding, that'd add to the aesthetic it. Go get yourself hypnotised, Dave.
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This left Dirk a multitude of options, only two of which were possible. Simply embrace the improvisation, or develop an intricately plotted structure as a counterbalance to Dave's untamed artistry.]
Most canvases don't drop eggs. [Dirk has stopped his efforts to bend down and... those sure are shiny Mesmer eggs. Given the discussion of canvases, Dirk wonders about Mesmer eggs as a paint base at almost the same time as he wonders how they taste. Either way, he captchas them for later use.] Keep an eye out for Mesmers. Or don't. We don't want you hypnotised into fucking up your masterpiece.
Who am I kidding, that'd add to the aesthetic it. Go get yourself hypnotised, Dave.