They aren't "teenage girly quizzes," Dave. This book is filled with various in-depth questionnaires that really look deeply into your inner psyche. I have learned so much about myself that I would have never realized if I hadn't found this.

[ what if he just... attempts to climb up there... karkat latches himself onto dave and tries to shimmy up? this isn't going to work is it. ]

Dave. Daaaaave. Dave Strider.