[ if you listen closely you can hear karkat screaming from elsewhere in the base. ]
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? WHAT. DID. I. JUST. SAY. OH MY GOD JUST SUCK IT? SUCK THE BIGGEST FUCKING DICK AND CHOKE ON IT, YOU GIGANTIC TOOL. AND THEN WHEN SOMEONE BENDS DOWN TO REVIVE YOU, GUESS WHAT? THEY CAN'T BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMN DICK IN YOUR MOUTH. YOUR GOD TIER POWERS CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM THIS JUST DEATH OF CHOKING ON DICK! BUT DON'T WORRY, I WILL THROW A NICE LITTLE CORPSE PARTY FOR YOU. I WILL EVEN PUT UP STREAMERS THAT SAY SOMETHING MOVING LIKE, "HE DIED THE WAY HE LIVED: MOUTH FULL OF MOTHERFUCKING DICK.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?
WHAT. DID. I. JUST. SAY.
OH MY GOD JUST
SUCK IT?
SUCK THE BIGGEST FUCKING DICK AND CHOKE ON IT, YOU GIGANTIC TOOL.
AND THEN WHEN SOMEONE BENDS DOWN TO REVIVE YOU, GUESS WHAT?
THEY CAN'T BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMN DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.
YOUR GOD TIER POWERS CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM THIS JUST DEATH OF CHOKING ON DICK!
BUT DON'T WORRY, I WILL THROW A NICE LITTLE CORPSE PARTY FOR YOU.
I WILL EVEN PUT UP STREAMERS THAT SAY SOMETHING MOVING LIKE, "HE DIED THE WAY HE LIVED: MOUTH FULL OF MOTHERFUCKING DICK.