I used to room with my bro, but that was when we were younger. [ ...not so many years ago, dave? ] But I had a roommate just before this, my best friend. Uh...I guess my only warnings are I have a weird sleep schedule?

[ nightmares and insomnia and paranoia are a great combination, but he just shrugs like it's whatever. ]

Also, no, I'm not pre-law, Egbert. Care to guess again?