that's....... good?? i guess???? boys please

details, huh? sure i'll set the scene

it was at the beach a couple weeks ago, i had to run a bullshit lemonade stand

obviously i had to give it my all so there i am slaving away over a pitcher of water and my own juicer cutting up lemons and i cut my finger

all around me, dancing asshole lemons, laughing

waiting for me to make the mistake of trying to move everything so i could get up and getting lemon juice in the cut in the process

that's when emil showed up

hair sparkling in the sun like some kind of shirtless fabio on a harlequin romance if fabio was shorter and paler and less built

and without a word he grabbed my hand and wrapped his golden locks around the cut and said something i don't understand, i don't speak swedish

and then my finger was whole and protected against lemon juice again

it was a goddamn miracle

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that's....... good?? i guess???? boys please

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