[Yeah that's. Terrifying, frankly? And he looks at Dave with some deep concern.]
No, we're not. I brought back medical supplies for our use. If we set and wrap these, no one will have to know exactly how bad your fingers are. We can say you broke them explorin' with me. Maybe I was climbing on a bookshelf at the lodge to see about the ceilin', I fucked up my steppin' and when you caught the bookshelf you smashed up your hand a bit. Or I was trying to get under the fountain in the gardens and knocking it over smashed your hand up, or a grocery shelf, or you just twisted and fell while we tried to climb up that one unmarked building and landed badly on your hand.
Any of those would work as long as we make sure we make the area it supposedly happened look the way it should. Hell, we can even get the supplies from the medical center while we're out stagin' the scene. We do not need to get you any more hurt.
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No, we're not. I brought back medical supplies for our use. If we set and wrap these, no one will have to know exactly how bad your fingers are. We can say you broke them explorin' with me. Maybe I was climbing on a bookshelf at the lodge to see about the ceilin', I fucked up my steppin' and when you caught the bookshelf you smashed up your hand a bit. Or I was trying to get under the fountain in the gardens and knocking it over smashed your hand up, or a grocery shelf, or you just twisted and fell while we tried to climb up that one unmarked building and landed badly on your hand.
Any of those would work as long as we make sure we make the area it supposedly happened look the way it should. Hell, we can even get the supplies from the medical center while we're out stagin' the scene. We do not need to get you any more hurt.