parodeity: mrharrisonford @ tumblr (CHUCKLE 🎧 you knucklehead)
2018-06-21 04:29 pm

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DAVE STRIDER
consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man


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parodeity: mrharrisonford @ tumblr (CHUCKLE 🎧 you knucklehead)
2017-04-24 04:23 pm

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DAVE STRIDER
consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man


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2017-04-02 02:53 am

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2016-05-04 08:54 pm

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2016-04-13 10:54 pm

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2014-07-06 12:16 am

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parodeity: m-arci-a @ tumblr (ROOF 🎧 now bro)
2014-07-06 12:15 am

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DAVE STRIDER knight of time
BASICS


NAME.Dave Strider
AGE.16
CANON. Homestuck
CANON POINT.Game Over

POWER.Can turn anything he draws into a three-dimensional real thing
PRICE.Shades
ACCLIMATION. Level 9

RESIDENCE. Next to Rose Lalonde
GAME HISTORY
Accepted July 2017.
ABILITIES
For canon powers in worlds where they can be utilized, he has:

• Dave can utilize a hammerspace storage system known as a sylladex. His fetch modus is the hash map.

• Dave's strife specibus is 1/2 bladekind and bladekind. This means he uses swords as his weapon of choice (and also broken swords).

• As the Knight of Time, Dave is able to manipulate the flow of time and is (according to another time player) a "powerful warrior class who uses the flow of time as a weapon". He is shown to be able to hop through time (and to be able to hop himself and EVERYONE ELSE forward through time 5000+ years, what the fuck), but in a way that he has to maintain a series of stable timeloops unless he wants to stack up a shitload of doomed Daves. Dead Daves are the enemy, man - and to explain that, any Dave that isn't part of a stable time loop (i.e. Dave at some point in the future backtracks and becomes that Dave) is fated to die because...time travel. In battle, Dave's time manipulation is shown to allow him to flashstep all over the fucking place and/or spam himself in battle (he can flashstep normally, but adding time travel to it makes it Worse) and backtrack the fuck up if one of his allies goes down, to "fix" things (shown in stellar stereo when he teams up with the Seer of Mind, who can see the best way to rewind). Another time player is shown to be able to freeze an enemy in place, and apparently time players are really fucking good at managing their time shit (if they aren't, they're p much dead), so Dave tends to have a pretty good grasp on timelines and consequences and when and where he is.

• As a god tier player, Dave is conditionally immortal. Unless his death is deemed Just or Heroic, he will simply revive. The other abilities that all god tier players receive also apply to him, and those are the ability to fly/float, and the ability to change into his god tier pajamas at will. Said pajamas are magic in the sense that they are apparently always clean even if not laundered, and they're super comfy.

• He can apparently breathe in space? Since he flies around in legitimate outer space sometimes? SO THAT'S A THING.

• Flashstepping!
OOC INFO
NAME.Lucy
CONTACT. [plurk.com profile] lucylovespluto
HMD.Here
PERMISSIONS.Here
THREADTRACKER.Link here.
CODE MODIFIED FROM WEARESTARDUST @ SUPERSUITS
parodeity: (BETA 🎧 bffsies 5ever)
2013-09-01 11:09 pm

cradle

[ entering dave's cradle will drop everyone in the middle of really really normal suburbia. it's a town in washington. texas is great and all, but it's linked to bro in dave's mind, and bro doesn't exist here. instead there's rose and her mom, john and his dad, jade and her (not dead) grandpa. he's not dave strider because in a perfect world he's not part of any of bro's legacy. he's dave lalonde because rose is the only family member he knows he adores without reserve. he can't remember roxy here, after all.

more specifically than "suburbia" though, you'll get dropped into high school. which dave is attending. if you spot him in the halls, he's most likely hanging out with rose, john, and jade. there's a very easy and real friendship between the four of them, and that isn't even a thing his cradle has to fake: it's always been there, but he's been cut off from any part of it ever since he got into this murder game thing. when he speaks to any of the three it's with a small smile usually, and the easy rapport involves teasing one another and generally acting like they've been doing this their whole lives.

also, he's not actually wearing shades. like, at all. so enjoy his red eyes for however long that lasts.

and someone wanted lunch to be a thing in highschool so dave's definitely going to snag a table with rose and wait for john and jade to get their lunches. dave's lunch seems to be pb&j and two apple juice boxes. rose is chatting with him about her last period (english) and he's only vaguely paying attention as he taps out a beat on the table with one of his apple juice straws. ]
parodeity: breadflower @ tumblr (ROSE 🎧 don't even say it)
2013-08-08 08:20 pm

monday evening;

[ so this is like a sword practice session or something but dave doesn't have his sword out. ]

Yo, you been playing Furry Passing at all lately?

[ seems as good a segue as anything... ]
parodeity: msphamletmachine @ tumblr (ACROBATIC 🎧 pirouette)
2013-08-03 08:32 am

monday evening

[ dave ends up watching the other secrets for one reason only: the more they know about one another, the easier it might be to guess who kills someone next. or to see who might have done it in a trial. not knowing about shit - like shelley's sister, or who kazuma really was - was one of their biggest weaknesses as a group.

that's what he tells himself, anyway. and it might even be half true. but some of it is definitely just wanting to take his mind off his own secret. dave barely ever acknowledges bro isn't less than amazing (as in, never) but he can't deny that even a teenage girl he'd never met before waking up in murder hell is a much better parent than bro.

he's not sure how to feel about everyone else who has shitty parent problems (why are there so many of them?) but there is one of the crap childhood ones that resonates with him.

so he stops avoiding everyone and chooses to go and find judar. while dave's poker face is firmly in place it's not perfect. he has a certain nervous energy he doesn't usually have, and his lips are twisted in a tiny frown. ]


Hey. Can we talk?